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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

ok what this picture of my dog literally has more notes than any selfie i have ever taken like excuse me this bitch dont even pay rent and all she does is sleep eat and shit on the lawn like wtf the struggle is real 

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

scrape off the burnt parts

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angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

flure:

I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong.

the-hipsters-queen:

dreamyydelight:

blushingxx:

kissed-vibess:

sele-na:

ehlixir:

Reblog if your’s is too.

i love you mom

she’s beyond beautiful.

she’s beautiful inside and out.

i cant live without her

happy mothers day mama!

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thelovenotebook:

THE LOVE NOTEBOOK

lolsofunny:

niknak79:

Red Bull, Gives You Freedom

(lol here!)

To those who won’t hear this:

wristsareforbracelets:

Good morning, I love you. Have a good day.

Good afternoon, hope you’re having a good day. I love you.

Goodnight, I love you. Sleep Well.

justsomefoodforthought:

shutupaubrey:

if we’re dating and you tell me who i can and cannot talk to we will no longer be dating

If we’re dating and you tell me you’re uncomfortable with me talking to certain people then I’ll do my best to understand why you feel that way and if you have logical fears or understandable reasons then we can reach a compromise because we’re two, rational, mature people, not over dramatic high school bitches.

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