(Source: over-there)
Responsible dog takes care of drunk cat friend.
Why is drunk cat blue?
My hearts broken and I don’t know why
I don’t even feel alive
I travel through the days
With no extraordinary change
I feel alone and lost in the dust
Pain in my heart with no because
Thrown down and twisted
Mind is breaking I guessed it
Thoughts are nothing
Empty and rusting
No particular reason
To keep me from leaving
Alone in the town
Of nothing around
But fake people and same houses
Don’t do what allows us
Piece by piece
Falling to sleep
Not the kind
You keep in your boring mind
But around the way
Is another reason to stay
I drive to the elementary
My sister stands patiently
After school I pick her up
The only reason is enough
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
ok what this picture of my dog literally has more notes than any selfie i have ever taken like excuse me this bitch dont even pay rent and all she does is sleep eat and shit on the lawn like wtf the struggle is real
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
scrape off the burnt parts
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong.